Reasons for Texas Tech to hate (envy) us...

[Big10Sioux]

Hate us because...

-We probably have more oil than them.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D9...;show_article=1

http://blogs.moneycentral.msn.com/topstock...est-in-u-s.aspx

-We have a reciever that is best in the CFL, while their beloved QB is warming the bench on the same team because he can't take a direct snap, give a cadence, or call a play in the huddle.

-When they say God blessed Texas, they weren't talking about the city of Lubbock.

-A UND grad is probably flying their plane out of Texas.

http://www.undaerospace.com/

-If they've ever been to Imperial Palace in Las Vegas or Biloxi, they have helped pay for our basketball and hockey arenas and athletic scholarships. Thank you. http://www.theralph.com/asp/default.asp?p=13

-If you want work on the farm you go to Texas Tech, if you want to own the farm you go to UND.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_R._Page

[The Sicatoka]

Not a lot more need be said.

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