thebears

Come on guy, I thought you were my buddy, friend. You know why I love North Dakota? Because it's so flat you can see the curvature of the Earth. I also love the declining population, the antarctic temperatures in the winter and the intolerably hot summers. In spite of all its wonders, can't say I've ever heard of anyone go on vacation to North Dakota. As for football, I hope we can still be buddies when UNC pulls off the W.

I personally like Greeley and have many fond memories of my time there, but I agree that it has many shortcomings and it gets ripped on plenty in Colorado. With that being said, I think it's hilarious that North Dakotans would try to get all high and mighty because after all, North Dakota is the Greeley of the U.S. Also, South Park has also done some episodes about you all eh I'm not your buddy guy