Ten Truisms about SEC football.

[Tommiejo]

To everyone on this board I though it would be nice to share this with everybody on this board. So if anything enjoy, this one is on me.

Ten Truism about SEC Football.

Starting from 10 down to 1.

10. What does the average Alabama Player get oh his SAT'S? Drool.

9. What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A full set of teeth.

8. How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room? Grease her hips and push.

7. How do you get a Georgia Graduate off your pourch? Payt him for the pizza.

6. How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend?

There's tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.

5. Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?

Because the play dead at home and get killed on the road.

4. What are thethe longest three years of an Auburn football player's life?

His freshman year.

3. How many Florida freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a sophomore course.

2. Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?

Baton Rouge Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND THE NUMBER ONE TRUISMS ABOUT SEC FOOTBALL.

1. Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?

You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

I hope you enjoy this like I said this one is on me.

In closing GO GATORS chew up them DAWGS.