I would need to drive a truck through the house for this guy to get out of bed, or mention "car ride" that seems to do the trick as well.
I must say Goon, I really enjoy your blogs, I first came across your Sioux blogs looking for Jersey's one day and than recently came acorss the red neck blog. I also got a great kick out of Angry White Man article. A friend sent that to me a few weeks ago, i nearly fell out of my chair laughing after reading. Keep up the good work!!!