First of all, I'd like to defend Mr. Joshua Q. Holman. I know the kid quite well, and he's not quite the satanist you message board nerds make him out to be.
Second of all, if you would rather be at braly stadium in december than the rose bowl in jan, you are an idiot.
If you would rather be at the Betty for an NCC basketball tournament than the United Center for the Big Ten tourney, you are an idiot.
If you think UND has athletic tradition that even compares to Michigan's in any sport other than hockey, you are an idiot.
Michigan has the NBA, NHL, NFL and Major League Baseball; North Dakota has the Northern League.
Quit kidding yourselves guys.