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Sabres ... dulled.
Devils ... exorcised 
Blue Jackets ... given to Goodwill
Red Wings ... clipped
Ducks ... plucked
Flyers ... forgot their masks and vaccination cards and not allowed to board the aircraft 
Senators ... censured
Blackhawks ... down
Rangers ... penned in 
Sharks ... Martin Brody'd 
Stars ... collapsed into a black hole
Coyotes ... hit by giant Acme anvil dropped by a roadrunner
Kings ... abdicated 
Flames ... extinguished
Canucks ... deported to the US
Capitals ... lower-cased
Blues ... seeing red
Oilers ... green-energy'd 
Penguins ... iced
Panthers ... declawed
Predators ... Chris Hansen'd
Wild ... urbanized
Maple Leafs ... raked into a pile in the backyard and set on fire

 

Jets ... meet Stinger missile 

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22 hours ago, Shawn-O said:

Jets grounded. 

Zero goals, zero assists and minus 7 for Blake Wheeler against the Canadiens.  Not the kind of stats you are looking for in your Captain. When his buddy Scheiffle went out, that is when you lead the team by example.  Jonathan Toews he is not.  Maybe Toews can come home when he gets his health in order and get them over the hump.

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26 minutes ago, tnt said:

Zero goals, zero assists and minus 7 for Blake Wheeler against the Canadiens.  Not the kind of stats you are looking for in your Captain. When his buddy Scheiffle went out, that is when you lead the team by example.  Jonathan Toews he is not.  Maybe Toews can come home when he gets his health in order and get them over the hump.

That would be nice, but they need some Dman badly to truly make a run*.  Plus I would be shocked if he left Chicago. 

*I feel though that the window with this group is closing fast and a retooling could be in the works very soon. 

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Sabres ... dulled.
Devils ... exorcised 
Blue Jackets ... given to Goodwill
Red Wings ... clipped
Ducks ... plucked
Flyers ... forgot their masks and vaccination cards and not allowed to board the aircraft 
Senators ... censured
Blackhawks ... down
Rangers ... penned in 
Sharks ... Martin Brody'd 
Stars ... collapsed into a black hole
Coyotes ... hit by giant Acme anvil dropped by a roadrunner
Kings ... abdicated 
Flames ... extinguished
Canucks ... deported to the US
Capitals ... lower-cased
Blues ... seeing red
Oilers ... green-energy'd 
Penguins ... iced
Panthers ... declawed
Predators ... Chris Hansen'd
Wild ... urbanized
Maple Leafs ... raked into a pile in the backyard and set on fire
Jets ... meet Stinger missile 

Hurricanes ... de-eyed

Bruins ... euthanized for rummaging trash cans 

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Congrats to Vegas. To come back down 2 games to none and then win 4 straight against a team like the Avs who I picked to win it all is nothing short of impressive. I give Montreal a 10% chance because of Price who will have to steal any game they win in my opinion

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